A directors style folding chair that brings a side table, a storage bag and an insulated cooler bag with it, so drinks stay cold and small items stay off the ground without a second piece of furniture. The chair is reinforced to hold up to 400 lbs, and that strength comes from a metal frame with a rustproof finish, the part that decides whether a chair survives being left out in dew and rain or comes back streaked and seized. The fabric is wear-resistant oxford cloth with a PVC coating, which keeps rain and spills on the surface and wipes down instead of soaking into the weave. That coating is also what stops the fabric fading through a summer of direct sun. Both padded armrests are removable, useful when the chair is pulled up close to a table or when someone prefers an open sided seat. The seat sits 18 inches off the ground and the chair opens to 45 by 22 by 39 inches, giving a full-size seat rather than the cramped triangle many folding chairs settle for. Non-slip foot pads spread the contact patch so the legs do not sink or slide. Folded, it drops to 40 by 21 by 7 inches and weighs 14 lbs, and a portable strap carries it over one shoulder. No assembly is required, and it suits both indoor and outdoor use.