Help yourself to an extra serving of cheese! Expand your jokeabulary with Dad Jokes! With goofs like these, you'll never be short on laughs or groans - I tried to write a novel, but it didn't work out. I guess I didn't have the write stuff. Q- What's the favorite color of a dad who's answering the phone? A- "" Yellow "" Did you hear about the illegally parked frog? He got toad. And many more!